FRESH & JUICY PLUMS TEE

Ashley Schaeffer is a man of many words of wisdom. From riches to rags having once sold BMW's to having to hawk KIA's in the saga of the late great Kenny Powers, Ashley Schaffer was there the whole time.

Reggie Mackworthy and Kenny Powers long-standing beef caused Ashley Schaefer to describe the situation like this: "Can you feel the tension? I can. I can feel it down in my plums. Getting a nice, bluish hue. Getting ready to take them down to the farmer's market"  

Relive this moment with your friends, family, and strangers. Wear this shirt and it's sure to bring on some hilarious side-effects.

Officially licensed Eastbound & Down x Rough House Pictures Merch. Made in SC.