JESSE AT SEA TEE

Set sail in style with this Jesse Gemstone-inspired tee, capturing the nautical swagger of everyone's favorite captain of chaos. Whether you're rescuing your daddy from floozies and boozies aboard the 'Nice Muscles' or just living your best Jimmy Buffett-esque life, this shirt is your ticket to big laughs and bigger adventures.

While it won't guarantee you Jesse's big-d*ck captain energy, pair it with a margarita, and who knows—you might just charm a sea hag or two. Anchors aweigh!

Officially licensed The Righteous Gemstones & HBO merch straight from the twisted comedic geniuses at Rough House Pictures. Don’t settle for some shitty knockoff—this is the real deal. Support the artists who bring you cool shit!

Official Rough House Pictures Merch / Made in S.C.

COMFORT COLORS^® HEAVYWEIGHT ADULT T-SHIRT
Adult Sizes S - 3XL
• 6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun US preshrunk cotton
• Proud Better Cotton™ member
• Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
• Garment-dyed ring-spun fabric
• Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
• Double-needle collar, armholes, sleeves and bottom hem
• Tubular
• Twill taped neck and shoulders
• Twill label
• Relaxed fit